Jokes with Nate

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.


Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.


A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.


What did the stamp say to the envelope?
-You stick with me and I will take you places!

“Short and Funny Jokes | One Liners Top 100 | Short-funny.com.” Accessed October 23, 2016. http://www.short-funny.com/.

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